The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Wait, Flash? Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? Pete, that means youre up! Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Tony winces. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. So does Thor. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. It becomes a semi-regular thing. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. I m'n yes. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. He likes tzatziki. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Thanks, he says again. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. My turn. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. #steverogers We gotta have that rule. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. *SPOILERS* It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Um, he says. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Shuffles a little closer to Tony. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Thor's a beast in the sack.. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Blanket excuse.. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Mmm. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. "Way way way wait. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" And nobody wants that shit. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. Good. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? It sounds like a genuine question. Fancy that., What? You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Yep. Clint nods. There are still strings. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Right! It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. #peterparker I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. 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He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. left kudos on this work. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. I mean, ask anyone. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. How will she react? So be warned these are different than canon. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. We play the fun rules, right? This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Tony's eyes go fond. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Yeah, Im with Vision. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. "What! Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. Why, thank you, Anthony!. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. ', But he did anyway. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Okay? He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. The fuck, Clint? Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. 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Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. I'd like there to be not running, please. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. #scarletwitch guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? The elevator dinged. "Shit babe sorry." So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Actually fist-bump. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. #nickfury He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Wanda said. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. The reason for this stupid game? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" "Hell yeah. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. He sleeps around a lot. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Should we proceed? Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Anyways, guys, MJ. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. That's why Tony will stop. Would he say yes or no? C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Not that he could remember, at least. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. "Who is he? She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." It's strangely nice. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. All of you" Clint said. It was Peter's 21st birthday. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. They all turned to Nat. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. I'm not great at relationships. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Work Search: I hope you're kidding. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. Tony Stark personally needed a drink. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. 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Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Then Peter took a shot. Oh, come on! A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Ask Pepper. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Oh yeaaah. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. #brucebanner Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. PETER? "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. I don't know, Clint. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. This is the good stuff. And they were all wrong. It tickles. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. Classified information. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. "Okay, my turn. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing.
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